"you stole that joke from tumblr" i posted that joke to tumblr
this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space
- Me: I'd like a Coke.
- Waiter: is Pepsi okay?
- Me: yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.
- Waiter: fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. she's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.
My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family
They seem like nice people